IF I believed in evolution, which I don't, it would be easier for me to accept that I evolved from bears rather than monkeys because every autumn I feel an uncontrollable urge to eat to bulk up for winter and then I want to hibernate until spring.
Can I say it right here? I HATE getting up before the sun! I HATE daylight savings time. It is unnatural, it is wrong, it is depressing.
I am a creature of LIGHT! I need the sunshine to fully wake up.
Okay, there I've said it.